Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I love you.
Bad choice
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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