i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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