and you said cock pushups were impossible
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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