I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
