I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dear god my vagina.
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