Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
oh god the rape fog is back!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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