My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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