I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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