what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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