I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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