Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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