Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
wow bdsm is so cute
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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