Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
True college students do jello shots in the library
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