I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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