Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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