I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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