at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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