he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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