Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Every concussion has its silver lining
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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