Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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