so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You know, be my cock's hype man.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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