My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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