just tell him i said nine months
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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