So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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vagina is talking i cant
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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