didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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