hell yes lets make some ravioli
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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