It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
