Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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