oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
They have beer where we have blood.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I came so hard my ears popped.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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