It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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