Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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