My friends, they love my intelligence
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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