So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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