how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My cat gives me a boner
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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