So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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