i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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