id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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