Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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