Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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