Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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