I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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