My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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