i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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