Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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