We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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