I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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