I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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