remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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