dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Found your dick twin last night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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