im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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