Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Even my vagina gasped.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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