Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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