Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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