Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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