Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
whose parrot is this?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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