This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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