I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
